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If you are old enough to remember this game you are probably sitting in your own urine.r
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EH? What's that? Whose birthday? Who are you? Get out of my room.
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Thanks for coming to my birthday party, my tiny friends.
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Happy birthday, you tool.
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...and in conclusion quit calling me a pussy. Sincerely, Pevenshire Wiffynuts
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Congratulations. I said, CONGRATULATIONS!
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Hi neighbor!
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I said I'd get you a birthday CARD not a birthday CAR.
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This house won't clean itself. Get well soon.
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SORRY for being such a pig
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm so perfect.
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A little part of me went into this thank you card.
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YOU ROCK.
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omg STOP u r so dope STOP thanx STOP
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No! I shouldn't! Well, if you insist. Thank you.
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i'm glad you're having a BABY and i'm not.
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Hey! I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY! Just kidding, I totally was!
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SLEEP.eat. poop. Repeat. (GIRL)
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SLEEP.eat.poop. Repeat. (BOY)
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What the ?
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HAPPY BE-LATED BIRTHDAY. I BE-SORRY.
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SURPRISE I totally forgot your BIRTHDAY
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BEEEP. I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE TODAY - NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BIRTHDAY
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rub. RUB. RUB. RUB. I’m sorry, the lamp you rubbed is no longer in service. If this is an emergenc
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I am not old. I'M JUST DEHYDRATED.
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I DON'T DO birthdays.
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HELLO? Is this the police department? I'm calling to report my missing youth.
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Oh, kitty. Where have the years gone?
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VIVA la groovy
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THANK GOD WE HAVE THESE: Have a safe trip!
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I hate you. I always have.
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YOU MAY HAVE broken my leg BUT YOU HAVE NOT broken my heart.
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Love, honor, and obey? I thought he said, "love, honor, and betray." My mistake.
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HEY BIG MAN
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PINCH ME!
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LET'S GOSSIP!
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A GAME OF TELEPHONE. Her name is Bella Fone. A dame's better left alone. Better to mend a SWEATER.
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KEEP YOUR CHIN UP.
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You're useful and delicious.
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Cheer up. YOU COULD BE TWO BALD MEN.
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Nice Ball.
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I'm becoming my mother.
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is your MOM home?
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FOR A GOOD TIME CALL __ __ __ __ __ __ __
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e-mail is for suckers.
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TIRED OF FEELING TIGHT AND TENSE?
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I'm glad you're getting married. And I'm not.
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I TOLD MY WIFE I'D GET HER ANYTHING SHE WANTED FOR HER BIRTHDAY. She asked for a divorce. And jewelr
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OH. ME. GAWD! We LOVE what you gave us so much we didn't even exchange it for something else!
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COULD YOU TAKE ABOUT TEN YEARS OFF THE TOP?
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I said, THANKS GRANDMA!
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Does bowling mean I'm supercool or superold?
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I CHECKED MYSELF INTO THIS MENTAL INSTITUTION BECAUSE I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. I hope you're happy.
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t-o-r-t-u-r-e
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I'm still stalking you. (lady)
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I'm still stalking you. (man)
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Bang! and when the smoke cleared she knew they were alone. OR WERE THEY?
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You're strange and wonderful.
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My work here is done.
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This time of year fills me with greed.
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Are we there yet?
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Because it's there. (AND BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE LIKE, "DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, TAKE US SLEDDING.")
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Family Newsletter - snowflake
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Family Newsletter - santa
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Family Newsletter - snowman
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If only I had 8 flying reindeer to help me deliver these gifts.
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All work and no play makes Santa a dull boy. All work and no play makes Santa a dull boy. All work a
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Peace & Joy
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Merry Christless.
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SHHHH, Nobody'll even notice us.
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KICK ME!
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Busking*Begging
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myPhone
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Decorative Luminary
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Casanova Can
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SOCIAL DONT'S FOR THE SOCIALLY HANDICAPPED. vol I
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SOCIAL DON'TS COCKTAIL CONVERSATION vol. II
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CRUSHALICIOUS! a face 2 face survey
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BEVERAGE COASTER ZP-0012
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YOUR DRINK'S ON ME
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I can't wait for my birthday hangover.
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This is a pretty lame birthday party.
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I wish to be properly worshipped.
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You're hot.
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Dial B for birthday
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Say hello to my little friend.
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You're still YOUNG in dog years.
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HOSPITALS - come for the food, stay for the staph infection.
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You make this, you live. Good Luck.
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To market, to market, To buy birthday cake, Couldn't find one So, I'll have to bake.
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Shucks! I was gonna whistle you that birthday tune but I forgot the words.
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CHANUKAH! (Inside reads: God bless you.)
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Hi neighbor!
Shucks! I was gonna whistle you that birthday tune but I forgot the words.
To market, to market, To buy birthday cake, Couldn't find one So, I'll have to bake.
If you are old enough to remember this game you are probably sitting in your own urine.r
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YOU ROCK.
Love, honor, and obey? I thought he said, "love, honor, and betray." My mistake.
You're useful and delicious.
What the ?
i'm glad you're having a BABY and i'm not.
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